MY AMAZING ADVENTURES IN THE AMAZOM.com!!!

LAST SEPTEMBER, while attempting to open a pro-merchant account with Amazon.com, I learned that a QUADALAJARA account already existed. How? I'm the author! How can someone open an account for my book? My intellectual property. Copyrighted and everything! After fifteen to twenty phone calls to Amazon.com's customer service people over the next few months --- and many frustrating hours lost trying different avenues recommended by different Amazom.com reps --- I just gave up! Apparently, anyone can open an account as long as they're first to do so, no questions asked. But I had questions. Lots of questions! Too many to list here --- but I asked and kept asking! Apparently, some lowlife cretin was attempting to profit from my hard work and mounting frustration with a copy of my book obtained from the mailroom of a book reviewer --- at best --- or had stolen or obtained a copy from the original shipment, of which, 214 books NEVER were delivered --- at worst! I would hate to think that the now growing number of available (Barnes and Noble, Froogle, Able Books and one or two others that I know of) copies of QUADALAJARA were stolen from donated books to military hospitals or veterans' organizations (approximately 40)? When my book finally showed up on Amazon.com --- yes, I gave it one more shot --- listed at the selling price of $23.95, right below one of the other "sellers" whose asking price was $22.00, we soon had company. A "new" copy was now available for "only" $18. Mr. $22 immediately dropped his price also to $18 listed as "brand new"! The battle was on. I contacted Citibank, explained my situation and informed them of my intentions: to "buy" back, at least, one of my books! So I did! I "purchased" a copy of QUADALAJARA from Karen's Book's on the Barnes and Noble website. She sent the book, I refused to pay --- for obvious reasons --- and my credit card was refunded without a fight from Ms. Karen. I attempted to do the same with "Manny", one of my Amazon.con "competitors" but made the mistake of telling him, Amazon.com and Citibank of my intentions. I kindly asked Mr. Manny to just return my book. He never did but the charge remained on my credit card for a couple of months pending investigation. I apologize for the long-winded lead-in "vent" to get to the "punchline"......... I was all set to post that starting on April Fool's Day the purchase price of "QUADALAJARA --- the Utopia That Once Was" is going to revert back to the original bookstore price of $23.95. No more Mr. Nice Guy! Holidays are over. Family, friends and family members of Quadalajara era folks email me for discounted rates. We're almost there --- for those still following along. Last night, just before going to bed, I checked my website visitor's site meter and was taken eventually to an interesting website. Interesting only because I believe I grew up with the company's owner. I was surprise to see QUADALAJARA at the top of the page. Had my childhood friend done me a favor by linking my website to his? Immediately I clicked the link. It took me to --- of all places --- Amazon.com! (I'm no longer selling there, never really did, and my "buddy" Manny, as far as I know, slithered back under a rock)! My former Mr. $18 "competitor" was still there --- but he had new competition to worry about. A woman from Michigan (where one book was donated to the Michigan Chapter PVA, one book was sold legit --- and from where the original 214 missing books were to be shipped from) had entered the fray. To my surprise, her asking price for a "slightly used book" was $24.88!!!. And Mr. 18 had jacked his price to $25!!! Let the bidding war begin. Makes me want to renege on my April Fool's Day offer --- I could always say it was a joke --- and raise the price back up to take on the competition. At first, I was ticked off. Then I was weighting the pros & cons. Would I get much sleep last nite? (Actually, got about five hours.) Heck, let's make lemonade! Turn a negative into a positive. Sure makes $19.95 look cheap compared to what it's going for on Amazon.com. Great marketing stratergy! ANYONE THINKING ABOUT PURCHASING MY BOOK, COMPLETE WITH INSCRIPTION AND SIGNED BY THE AUTHIOR, ACT NOW WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!!! Those still reading along now know why I titled this post as I did. It was akin to finding your way through the Amazon Jungle just to escape. Or, as Tarzan said to Jane --- after a long day at work --- "Jane, my love, it's a rainforrest out there!